Dorothy Parker Quotes

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.

Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.

You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.

You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Q: What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can’t hear an enzyme.