Dorothy Parker Quotes.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
Q: What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can’t hear an enzyme.
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