Funny 40 Year Old Birthday Quotes

Funny 40 Year Old Birthday Quotes by Francis Spellman, Oscar Wilde, Victor Hugo, Gracie Allen, Mary Schmich, Jean Renoir and many others.

You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and

You’ve heard of the three ages of man – youth, age, and you are looking wonderful.
Francis Spellman
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Oscar Wilde
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.
Victor Hugo
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
Gracie Allen
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
Mary Schmich
Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
Oscar Wilde
The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has

The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love.
Jean Renoir
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn’t show its age.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Arthur Schopenhauer
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball
It is utterly false and cruelly arbitrary… to put all the play and learning into childhood, all the work into middle age, and all the regrets into old age.
Margaret Mead
Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.
Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’
Jerry Seinfeld