If Life Gives You Lemons Quotes

If Life Gives You Lemons Quotes by Ron White, Cathy Guisewite, Cassandra Clare, Joe Jonas, Bruce Campbell, Louise Hay and many others.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should mak

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
Cathy Guisewite
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.
Cassandra Clare
When life gives you lemons, throw them back.
Joe Jonas
When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.
Bruce Campbell
It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out the seeds and plant them in order to grow new lemons.
Louise Hay
If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
Darynda Jones
If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.
Gurbaksh Chahal
If life gives you lemons, don’t settle for simply making lemonade – make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.
Elizabeth Gilbert
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
Conan O’Brien
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who’s life gives them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White
Stop worrying and start living.
Dale Carnegie