Mark Twain Quotes.
The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter – ’tis the difference between the lightning-bug and the lightning.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial ‘we.’
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
We Americans… bear the ark of liberties of the world.
It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
Our lives, our liberty, and our property are never in greater danger than when Congress is in session.
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn’t want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
I never let schooling interfere with my education.
