Teach A Man To Fish Quotes

Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day.В  Teach a man to fish, and the old buzzard won’t be hanging around, underfoot, all weekend.

Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn’t like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook.

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he’ll figure it out.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

if you give a man a fish he’ll eat for a day, if you teach a man to fish he’ll eat all the fish you may have caught for yourself

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.

Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you’re a consultant.

They say give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. But teach a man to fish and he’ll get his own show on the Discovery Channel.

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he’ll evolve to become so skilled at fishing he destroys the ocean and kills every last fish.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.