Will Rogers Quotes

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else’s affairs.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.