You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes

You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy and many others.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars wi

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if…you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
Jeff Foxworthy
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you’ll be going, ‘you know, we’re alright. We are dang near royalty.’
Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
Jeff Foxworthy
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the

You might be a redneck if…Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
Jeff Foxworthy
If your neighbors think you’re a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
You may be a redneck if… your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
Jeff Foxworthy