You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if…you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you’ll be going, ‘you know, we’re alright. We are dang near royalty.’

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if…Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

If your neighbors think you’re a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

You may be a redneck if… your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.